This isn't some sloopy doop double IPA or a Pineapple infused sour aged 10 years in a van down by the river.
This is a beer.
Open it, give it a nice refreshing sip and you'll be like "Yep, that's definitely beer". Feet to the fire, it's technically an American Lager, which like, how cool is that? Definitely the most patriotic of the lagers.